Children vs. Markers

No matter how well-behaved your child, it is inevitable that if you leave them alone with access to pens or markers, you will at some point have to ask yourself this question:

"Is it okay to use alcohol on small-people?"

Or maybe you'll remember other kids, not you, of course (maybe you) eating crayons as a child.

These pictures are all fairly old.  She hasn't colored on herself in a while (like 3 days), but I keep hearing about how all these well-behaved kids keep doing stuff like this.  Most recently, my niece Madison.

This is for you Patti.  We feel your pain.