or If You Don't Say Stupid Things, I Wont Mock You
How sad that Corporate America's marketing department is so in touch with the Utah marketplace that they have chosen to reinforce our horrifyingly ignernt accent. An accent which comic geniuses have been openly mocking for years and possibly (sadly) without true diehard Utahns even realizing it.
This kind of rhyme should be scoffed at heartily. Here are a couple of cringers I just made up (to illustrate):
KFC:
Where the Colonel Trod,
The chickens were Fried (frod)
H&R Block:
Need help with your Taxes?
Just come in and ask us! (axe us)
BTW, this picture was taken at Target.
How sad that Corporate America's marketing department is so in touch with the Utah marketplace that they have chosen to reinforce our horrifyingly ignernt accent. An accent which comic geniuses have been openly mocking for years and possibly (sadly) without true diehard Utahns even realizing it.This kind of rhyme should be scoffed at heartily. Here are a couple of cringers I just made up (to illustrate):
KFC:
Where the Colonel Trod,
The chickens were Fried (frod)
H&R Block:
Need help with your Taxes?
Just come in and ask us! (axe us)
BTW, this picture was taken at Target.
1 comment:
Maybe it isn't "Chills. Thrills. Dills." Maybe it's "Cheals, Threals, Deals." :)
Also, do people really say "frod"? "Frod green tomatoes"?
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